See what happens when I try? Dimitri almost gets snagged by Tasha, so I try to move on and date my best friend Mason. And then I can't do that, so I have to tell him. He overreacts and gets himself killed. And then the time I actually get to be with Dimitri he gets killed and turned evil. Now I get to kill him. What a fucking joy that will be.

And then just when I thought I moved on and liked someone here, he left. Not that it matters because obviously he was stringing me along. Fucking figures.

The stripper thing isn't so bad. At least, I'd take that over the rest of this.